Feral & Faithful. Southern by choice. Funny by default.

I’m Carollynn Xavier— comedian, convert, and chaos manager.
I talk faith, motherhood, recovery, and what it’s like to follow Jesus with a little ADHD and a whole lot of attitude.

Around here, we keep it clean(ish), honest, and occasionally feral.
If you love the Lord, pray hard, parent loud, and know

humor is non-negotiable—you’re in the right place.